Hey Yael,
he casually asked,
What are you gonna be
for Halloween?
I smiled smugly
and gave him the same
smart ass answer I always give:
I’m gonna be 26 years old.
Halloween is my birthday.
So every year
I go out dressed as
someone who looks kinda like
the same person as last year
but a little older,
a little wiser,
a few more wrinkles on my face.
No, he said,
(breaking pattern from others
to whom I have given that
same smug smartass answer
by pushing the question further)
I mean,
What are you going to BE?
He meant,
What is your costume?
So at the time I told him,
You know,
I never dress up for Halloween.
My costume is always
“Hey! It’s my birthday!”
and that tends to get more people
buying me drinks than if I were
dressed as Captain America
or a slutty nurse
or whatever.
But, upon reflection,
I should have answered honestly.
What am I going to BE
on my birthday?
I’m going to be the most genuine
version of myself imaginable.
I’m going to be brave,
unafraid to take risks,
ready to fail, to fall,
in the name of living
squeezing every drop out of this sweet
short trip around the sun.
I’m going to be fun.
I will throw caution to the wind
knowing I have the greatest
safety net of all
in the people who know and love me.
I will be the person dancing
with every step,
the person jumping at
every opportunity.
I will be that bearded weirdo
that you wish you could be more like.
I’m going to be just
and righteous, standing up
to wrong when I see it,
defending those who can’t
defend themselves.
This is the one I say every year.
I am always aware
that I could be doing more
to defend justice.
But most importantly,
I’m absolutely
one hundred percent
going to be myself.
Undiluted, unfiltered,
impossible to contain.
That same eccentric person
you’ve always known and
have always had
polarizingly strong feelings about,
but a little wiser,
a little older,
a little more facial hair,
and a few more wrinkles.
That’s what I’m gonna be for Halloween.